I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
