it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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