I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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