David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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