i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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