420 ftw
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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