remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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