I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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