Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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