I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
