walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My vagina is officially offended.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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