What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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