She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Never joke about your clitoris.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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