My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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