He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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