I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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