He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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