I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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