My pussy is not your playground.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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