His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
never play flip cup with pint glasses
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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