We're facebook friends in real life
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
wow bdsm is so cute
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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