Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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