Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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