i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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