I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I smell like Dick and happiness
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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