the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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