we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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