so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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