you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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