i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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