She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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