On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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