I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm passing your future prison.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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