yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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