Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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