I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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