I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
being pregnant is like rehab
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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