My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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