I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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