I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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