RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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