Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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