It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Slut skills are useful in every country.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
