doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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