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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My cat gives me a boner
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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