I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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