they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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