butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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