i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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