We're like a lot better than the average bears
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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