The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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