ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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