And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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