Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I believe in your delicious
I'm too high and old for this...
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