So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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