Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Your topless pictures make me question reality
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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