You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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